function randomww() { var ww_text = new Array (); ww_text[0] = "Boldly Going Nowhere!"; ww_text[1] = "Democracy can be like three wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner."; ww_text[2] = "To save energy, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel."; ww_text[3] = "Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!"; ww_text[4] = "Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid."; ww_text[5] = "Read on - everyone is entitled to my opinion."; ww_text[6] = "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes (Oscar Wilde)."; ww_text[7] = "I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen)"; ww_text[8] = "I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it."; ww_text[9] = "I'd like to have a battle of wits with you, but you're unarmed."; ww_text[10] = "I've always wanted to try time travel, but there's no future in it."; ww_text[11] = "The earth is full. Go home."; ww_text[12] = "There's too much apathy in this world, but who cares?"; ww_text[13] = "Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."; ww_text[14] = "Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read."; ww_text[15] = "Outplayed: yes. Out-thought: maybe. Outclassed: never!"; ww_text[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."; ww_text[17] = "If you have nothing to do, don't do it here."; ww_text[18] = "In the immortal words of Custer, 'They're on the run now, boys!'"; ww_text[19] = "Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue."; ww_text[20] = "They say that history repeats itself, but they've said that before."; ww_text[21] = "I disagree with you, but will defend to the death your right to be wrong."; ww_text[22] = "Laugh, and the world thinks you're an idiot."; ww_text[23] = "Whatever happens to you will have happened even more to those you mention it to."; ww_text[24] = "On these pages, confusion not only reigns, it pours."; ww_text[25] = "Everybody wants to go to heaven. Nobody wants to die."; ww_text[26] = "If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out."; ww_text[27] = "The older I get, the better I used to be."; ww_text[28] = "No one listens - until you make a mistake."; ww_text[29] = "Mistakes are often the stepping stones to complete failures."; ww_text[30] = "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? "; ww_text[31] = "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."; ww_text[32] = "Scientists have recently discovered that research causes cancer in mice."; ww_text[33] = "If at first you do succeed, try to act like you expected to."; ww_text[34] = "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."; ww_text[35] = "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."; ww_text[36] = "Pigeons flock. Eagles soar. You can aspire to be either. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[37] = "Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. (Groucho Marx)"; ww_text[38] = "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."; ww_text[39] = "A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."; ww_text[40] = "If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."; ww_text[41] = "Falling doesn't make you a failure, staying down does."; ww_text[42] = "You never really lose, until you quit trying."; ww_text[43] = "You'll never know how far you can go unless you take one more step. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[44] = "Searching for that big happy moment in life, how many special little moments we let pass us by."; ww_text[45] = "Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts."; ww_text[46] = "The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them."; ww_text[47] = "The only people who never fail are those who never try."; ww_text[48] = "There are no great people, but there are great challenges that ordinary people may undertake. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[49] = "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. (Aldous Huxley)"; ww_text[50] = "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)"; ww_text[51] = "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)"; ww_text[52] = "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. (Jimi Hendrix)"; ww_text[53] = "I am not young enough to know everything. (Oscar Wilde)"; ww_text[54] = "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. (Woody Allen)"; ww_text[55] = "Don't miss today worrying about tomorrow."; ww_text[56] = "If you don't know where you're going, you probably won't get there."; ww_text[57] = "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"; ww_text[58] = "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."; ww_text[59] = "It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."; ww_text[60] = "All generalisations are false."; ww_text[61] = "It's bad luck to be superstitious."; ww_text[62] = "If we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time. (Edith Wharton)"; ww_text[63] = "Think it, believe it, achieve it! (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[64] = "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing."; ww_text[65] = "The more you lose, the more you appreciate winning."; ww_text[66] = "The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train."; ww_text[67] = "Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody."; ww_text[68] = "Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes."; ww_text[69] = "Mistakes are proof that you are trying."; ww_text[70] = "My wife says she will leave me if I go to the club one more time. God I'll miss her."; ww_text[71] = "Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it."; ww_text[72] = "I've forgotten more than I've ever learned."; ww_text[73] = "I've upped my standards, now up yours!"; ww_text[74] = "If your ship hasn't come in, swim out to it!"; ww_text[75] = "If something goes without saying, let it!"; ww_text[76] = "If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"; ww_text[77] = "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!"; ww_text[78] = "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you."; ww_text[79] = "Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation."; ww_text[80] = "Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?"; ww_text[81] = "Some tasks have to be put off dozens of times before they completely slip your mind."; ww_text[82] = "Okay, so what's the speed of dark?"; ww_text[83] = "It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."; ww_text[84] = "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"; ww_text[85] = "Never offer to tell everything you know. It might not take as long as you think."; ww_text[86] = "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."; ww_text[87] = "Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."; ww_text[88] = "99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it."; ww_text[89] = "Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed."; ww_text[90] = "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. (Anatole France)"; ww_text[91] = "Opportunities always look bigger going than coming."; ww_text[92] = "Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away the day before you need it."; ww_text[93] = "Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."; ww_text[94] = "Never test the depth of the water with both feet."; ww_text[95] = "Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before."; ww_text[96] = "Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have."; ww_text[97] = "When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."; ww_text[98] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."; ww_text[99] = "Every morning in Africa, an antelope wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion, or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest antelope, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or an antelope - when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."; ww_text[100] = "We're all in this alone."; ww_text[101] = "Income is something you can't live without - or within."; ww_text[102] = "Idiots are full of certainty and the intelligent are full of doubt."; ww_text[103] = "It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. (Evan Esar)"; ww_text[104] = "The things that count most are things you can't count. (Evan Esar)"; ww_text[105] = "Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. (Evan Esar)"; ww_text[106] = " What if this isn't a hypothetical question?"; ww_text[107] = "It's amazing to think we're the product of two million years of evolution. Oh boy. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[108] = "In heaven all the interesting people are missing. (Nietzsche)"; ww_text[109] = "We know what the people want and they certainly won't find it here."; ww_text[110] = "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."; ww_text[111] = "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard)"; ww_text[112] = "If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."; ww_text[113] = "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. (Oscar Wilde)"; ww_text[114] = "If it weren't for the bad days, the good days wouldn't mean so much. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[115] = "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison)"; ww_text[116] = "If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate. (Elbert Hubbard)"; ww_text[117] = "To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. (Elbert Hubbard)"; ww_text[118] = "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. (Elbert Hubbard)"; ww_text[119] = "Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one. (Elbert Hubbard)"; ww_text[120] = "Fools rush in where fools have been before."; ww_text[121] = "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. (Dolly Parton)"; ww_text[122] = "We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."; ww_text[123] = "A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey. (Dolly Parton)"; ww_text[124] = "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Eleanor Roosevelt)"; ww_text[125] = "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon)"; ww_text[126] = "Where we are met with cynicism and doubt and fear and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of the American people in three simple words: Yes. We. Can. (Barack Obama)"; ww_text[127] = "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. (Sir Winston Churchill)"; ww_text[128] = "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. (Marshall McLuhan)"; ww_text[129] = "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. (W. C. Fields)"; ww_text[130] = "Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. (Fletcher Knebel)"; ww_text[131] = "Too much of a good thing is wonderful. (Mae West)"; ww_text[132] = "Experts are people who learn more and more about less and less until eventually they know everything about nothing."; ww_text[133] = "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. (Henny Youngman)"; ww_text[134] = "There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. (Stephen Colbert)"; ww_text[135] = "Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. (Wilson Mizner)"; ww_text[136] = "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. (Robert Frost)"; ww_text[137] = "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. (Robert Frost)"; ww_text[138] = "Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. (Robert Frost)"; ww_text[139] = "I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise. (Robert Frost)"; ww_text[140] = "The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. (Robert Frost)"; ww_text[141] = "How do you get altruism to work for you?"; ww_text[142] = "Solipsism is great. Everyone should try it."; ww_text[143] = "Democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasury. (Alexander Tyler)"; ww_text[144] = "Common sense is genius dressed in working man's clothes. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)"; ww_text[145] = "You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. (Arlo Guthrie)"; ww_text[146] = "This is so American, man: either make something your God and cosmos and then worship it, or else kill it. (David Foster Wallace)"; ww_text[147] = "We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut up. (Phyllis Diller)"; ww_text[148] = "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. (Dick Cavett)"; ww_text[149] = "Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. (George Carlin)"; ww_text[150] = "It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th. (George Burns)"; ww_text[151] = "I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. (Ronald Reagan)"; ww_text[152] = "I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. (Steven Wright)"; ww_text[153] = "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. (Oscar Wilde)"; ww_text[154] = "Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. (Albert Einstein)"; ww_text[155] = "Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. (George Santayana)"; ww_text[156] = "Pay no attention to what the critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honour of a critic! (Jean Sibelius)"; ww_text[157] = "It's never too late to be what you might have been."; ww_text[158] = "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen)"; ww_text[159] = "The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. (Henry Thoreau)"; ww_text[160] = "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. (Joseph Heller)"; ww_text[161] = "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."; ww_text[162] = "I'm abandoning the search for Truth and settling for an honest mistake. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[163] = "Dance like no one's watching. Love like you've never been hurt before. Sing like no one's listening. Work like you don't need the money. Live like there's no tomorrow."; ww_text[164] = "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."; ww_text[165] = "God gave us two ears and only one mouth."; ww_text[166] = "The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr)"; ww_text[167] = "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. (Edgar Bergen)"; ww_text[168] = "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. (Voltaire)"; ww_text[169] = "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. (Nikita Khrushchev)"; ww_text[170] = "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? (Art Hoppe)"; ww_text[171] = "My favorite animal is steak. (Fran Lebowitz)"; ww_text[172] = "The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. (Taxi TV Series)"; ww_text[173] = "I'm still an atheist, thank God. (Luis Bunuel)"; ww_text[174] = "If you want to be considered truly great at something, the first thing to do is be dead. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[175] = "Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. (Elias Schwarz)"; ww_text[176] = "The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. (Joan Baez)"; ww_text[177] = "People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. (W. Somerset Maugham)"; ww_text[178] = "There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else. (Cullen Hightower)"; ww_text[179] = "It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. (Alfred Adler)"; ww_text[180] = "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. (Charles M. Schulz)"; ww_text[181] = "The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. (Elbert Hubbard)"; ww_text[182] = "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? (Abraham Lincoln)"; ww_text[183] = "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[184] = "Faith: not wanting to know what is true. (Friedrich Nietzsche)"; ww_text[185] = "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[186] = "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason. (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[187] = "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.' (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[188] = "If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[189] = "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[190] = "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)"; ww_text[191] = "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."; ww_text[192] = "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... (General John Sedgwick's last words)"; ww_text[193] = "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. (Pancho Villa's last words)"; ww_text[194] = "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. (Jules Renard)" ; ww_text[195] = "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. (Doris Egan)"; ww_text[196] = "History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. (Napoleon Bonaparte)"; ww_text[197] = "Modern art is a product of the untalented, promoted by the unprincipled to appeal to the undiscerning. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[198] = "I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it. (Tom Stoppard)"; ww_text[199] = "Keep your feet on the ground while your mind takes a leap in the dark. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[200] = "The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker. (Helen Keller)"; ww_text[201] = "The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."; ww_text[202] = "If you pursue happiness, it'll keep running away. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[203] = "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. (Groucho Marx)"; ww_text[204] = "Politicians are bananas. They start out green, turn yellow and never grow straight. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[205] = "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[206] = "You've got to sift through a lot of silt when you're panning for gold. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[207] = "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. (Bertrand Russell)"; ww_text[208] = "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. (W. C. Fields)"; ww_text[209] = "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. (Plato)"; ww_text[210] = "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. (Steve Martin)"; ww_text[211] = "When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' (Don Marquis)"; ww_text[212] = "Don't run, you might trip. Don't climb, you might fall. Don't try, you might fail. Don't live, you might die."; ww_text[213] = "I came to a fork in the road and I took it. (Yogi Berra)"; ww_text[214] = "What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?"; ww_text[215] = "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. (W. C. Fields)"; ww_text[216] = "Most people are not failures. They just started at the bottom and liked it there."; ww_text[217] = "Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings. (Ed Gardner)"; ww_text[218] = "My interest is in the future because I'm going to spend the rest of my life there. (Charles Kettering)"; ww_text[219] = "The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."; ww_text[220] = "People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. (Bill Watterson)"; ww_text[221] = "When one person suffers from delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)"; ww_text[222] = "Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. (Sam Levenson)"; ww_text[223] = "Do not adjust your mind, reality is at fault."; ww_text[224] = "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you."; ww_text[225] = "A bend in the road is not the end of the road -- unless you fail to make the turn."; ww_text[226] = "A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there."; ww_text[227] = "A day for firm decisions! Or is it?"; ww_text[228] = "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. (Winston Churchill)"; ww_text[229] = "A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea."; ww_text[230] = "A winner never quits - a quitter never wins."; ww_text[231] = "A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother."; ww_text[232] = "Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks."; ww_text[233] = "Some people are wise, and some, otherwise."; ww_text[234] = "If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. (George Bernard Shaw)"; ww_text[235] = "Headline: Convict evades noose, jury hung."; ww_text[236] = "Every professional athlete owes a debt of gratitude to the fans and management, and pays an instalment every time he plays. He should never miss a payment. (Bobby Hull)"; ww_text[237] = "An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. (Laurence J. Peter)"; ww_text[238] = "True wisdom comes to each of us when we realise how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. (Socrates)"; ww_text[239] = "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. (Jack Handey)"; ww_text[240] = "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. (Kathy Norris)"; ww_text[241] = "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. (Reba McEntire)"; ww_text[242] = "Reality continues to ruin my life. (Bill Watterson)"; ww_text[243] = "It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. (Mick Jagger)"; ww_text[244] = "Boredom is in the mind of the beholder."; ww_text[245] = "I feel I was born for a purpose, but nobody's told me what it is. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[246] = "Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. (Michael Crichton)"; ww_text[247] = "Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live."; ww_text[248] = "In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. (Abraham Lincoln)"; ww_text[249] = "Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever. (Mahatma Gandhi)"; ww_text[250] = "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[251] = "'equality of opportunity', which means that everyone gets a fair chance, must not be confounded with 'equality of outcome', in which everyone gets the same whatever his merits. (Janet Daley)"; ww_text[252] = "I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is. (Mignon McLaughlin)"; ww_text[253] = "I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him."; ww_text[254] = "A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. (Samuel Johnson)"; ww_text[255] = "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)"; ww_text[256] = "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. (Winston Churchill)"; ww_text[257] = "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. (Mitch Hedberg)"; ww_text[258] = "Happiness eludes those who allow themselves to be defined by grievances. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[259] = "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[260] = "Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[261] = "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[262] = "Opportunities are strange phenomena. For many of us, they can only be seen retrospectively. (D.W., tennisontheline)"; ww_text[263] = "Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[264] = "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[265] = "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[266] = "Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. (Mark Twain)"; ww_text[267] = "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. 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