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Nuclear reaction

I really don't see the sense in spending billions on a new Trident missile. We never even used the last one.

 
Science or pasta?

There is now irrefutable evidence of a link between pirate numbers and global temperatures. I know correlation does not imply causation, but hey ...




 
Don't blame it all on the drink

88% of road accidents are caused by sober drivers. Something should be done about them.

 
You pays your money and you takes your choice

My local club recently invited tenders for a building contract. It may be customary to award the contract to the lowest bidder in these circumstances, but I'm reminded of something astronaut Alan Shepherd once said: "It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realise that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract."



Dave Winship

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